Ears a funny thing...

Narrowboat Bunny

Toying with water boatmen,
On bunnymoon, ears so pink,
Emily attracted attention.
She made them smile and wink.

We like your hat Missus.
What a smashing pair of ears!
Could you be a little fairy?
We've not seen your kind for years.
You lucky, lucky captain,
Your own bunny girl on board.
What a fetching decoration,
By 'eck, we think you've scored!
D'you know a butterfly's settled
Square upon your head?
Can you get Luxembourg on those?
Do you listen when you're in bed?
Your impressive rosy auricles
Just match your glass of fizzy,
But meeting you on the towpath
Causes vertigo and spells of dizzy.
My what big ears you've got!
You notice we didn't add Granny.
Don't let them blow off in the windlass.
Can a canal pal be so canny?

Toying with water boatmen,
Emily turned rabbit thriller,
With one ear locked on a smile,
And the other upon the tiller.