Pig Tarts in Weymouth...

Is it false or is it true
The red-breasted robin tops buns for you?
Is it important, do you care
If pink pig tarts are local fare?
Is it authentic or maybe fake
That cupids exist in an angel cake?
Is it vital, do you count
The hundreds and thousands to the exact amount?
Are you deserted, does it matter
If you prefer a sweet Yorkshire batter?
Do you name it once, do you name it twice
Is there such a confection as paradise?
Do you toss and turn, are you sound asleep
Like pigs in blankets or one of the sheep?