Measuring Service

Making a boob...

Trust your Aunty Maureen dear

I've been doing this for years.

You're a double D lovie

With a pair of rabbit's ears.

My measure says a thirty-four

Of that there is no doubt.

Now try this black push-up on

To round 'em up and head 'em out.

What do you mean you think I've boobed,

You think it's far too tight?

Trust your Aunty Maureen dear

You're a bunny with dynamite.