Retail Therapy...

Skimpy tops

Me and Joanie goin out shoppin,
Gigglin schoolgirlies, gotta keep stoppin.
Choosin clothes for clubbin in Ibiza,
Wanna look cool, not look a teacha.
Goin thro' racks for somethin fun,
She say, "Here my friend, try this on."
I say, "No way Joanie, I is far too shy! "
Skirt too small, won't fit round me thigh.
She look at me and start to grin,
Shoulda worn a tenalady, keep it all in!
Gotta be somethin in one of these shops,
Go searchin Next for skimpy tops.
Joanie admirin wi' big shiny eyes,
No big mirror wi' big shiny surprise.
I lookin glittery, slinky, strappy,
She lookin sunburnt, sexy, happy.
Kids all say, "What wrong wi' you?
Don't you behave like udder mudders do?"
They just kids and no appreciate
Laughin is tonic and you's never too late.