A piece of advice...

A bit off the sides and somewhat over the top

You'll look a million dollars babe
Or maybe even more.
Listen to me Brenda darling
I'm professional, know the score.
Babes, you'll look fantastic
Like the picture in the book.
Understand me sweety darling
I can improve your look.
Let me take the thickness out
Make you look real sassy,
Plenty of rich texture darling
Make you look real classy.
Any problems, tell me babes
Just give me a bell.
I am the stylish business darling
And a smooth operator as well.

You're going to write a poem babes
About what I just said?
Getoutahere! No way darling!
You're really off your head!