A broken relationship...

Driving me crazy

I want a word with you, matey,
I don't like the way you speak.
Your tone is driving me crazy,
You've been insulting me all week.
What does it cost to have manners?
You're sending me round the bend.
Talk politely please, won't you?
There's no need to offend.
You never give warning of storms,
Or when things are likely to blow.
You just dole out instructions.
I do have feelings you know.
Last night you were abusive and nasty,
Made me knock that keep left cone.
I've had it with you Satnav,
I'll go round the twist on my own!