An escape plan...

Let's

I want to see and feel, my dear,
Before I hit the tape.
I want to laugh out loud, my dear,
And this is my escape.

So...

Let's get rude in Bude,
Let's pop a cork in York,
Let's creep-crawly in Chorley,
And kiss me quick in Wick.
Let's have a few in Crewe,
Let's rent a tent in Kent,
Let's have a do in Looe,
And brush our teeth in Neath,
Let's belly laugh in Bath,
Let's squirt a pistol in Bristol,
Let's put a vest on in Preston,
And act the fool in Poole.
Let's blow a kiss in Diss,
Let's meet our needs in Leeds,
Let's roll over in Dover,
And go for broke in Stoke.
Let's do or dare in Ayr,
Let's swing our pants in Hants,
Let's push and pull in Hull,
And swim and swoon in Troon.

But,

What shall we do in Bucks?