The Princess and the Frog

Tiny tits and buck teeth,

White knicks underneath,

Blackheads and cross-eyed,

Croaky voice amplified,

Spare tyre and double chin,

Antipodean, tattooed skin,

Haemorrhoids and runny nose,

Black, laddered panti-hose,

Halitosis and tangled hair,

Yet, no other can compare!

One dance and we entwine,

Princess Shrimp, will you be mine?