Dear Benefactor...

I am the host of the Jurassic Coast,

A slender-necked, Moonfleet dweller.

I'm embroidered in white, a sumptuous sight,

And stand proud in my lacy mantilla.

To glimpse at me you must shell out my fee,

I'm worth a whole week's shopping.

Fund my stipend and I'll condescend

To reward you with a chocolate dropping.

Ed: It costs £17 to view the swans at Abbotsbury Swannery, You can see them FFA at nearby Weymouth FFS. They DO sell choc covered swan drops no kidding!